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Thanks guys. This is the first thing that has made me smile all day long :)

Well Ed, I for one will miss you while yer gone. We really need to get together for dinner one night with the wives. That would be nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cINjzu5773M Amazing, a dead on impersonation. What a shame this guy had to die.

SPINAL TAP EH? I'm more of a Rutles guy myself :-p

"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever." BTW Ed, I'm sure you noticed that your pic there is Christopher Guest, who played Count Rugen :-p

LOL. This is fun.... "Oh. My Way. Thank You, Vizzini! Which way's my way?" "Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes the man in black will come running around that bend. The moment his head is in view....HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!!" "My way's not very sportsmanlike!"

"The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it! We're closed!"

Oh indeed. It's amazing how many pug owners make myspaces for their pugs. All Mort's friends are fellow pugs...guess we are addicted to the little buggers :)

Yes...but that is the fun of it. "Where did we put the wheel barrel the albino had?" "Over the albino, I think!" Teehee

"My brains, your strength and his steel against 60 men and you think a little thumb twiddle is gonna make me happy...do you? Hmmmm?" LOLZ

Did you know that "Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya...You killed my father....Prepare to Die" was voted the #1 movie quote of all time and "As You Wish" was voted #2!! Amazing.

BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS WELL KNOWN IS THIS: "NEVER MESS WITH A SICILIAN...WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE" AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA......

hehehe...for some reason, this version works just as well! http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=19063310

My Pug, Mort. He's a photo hound and such a showboat. He also has his own MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/mortkolman

I agree with you Ed. I'm out of this convo.

Thats all well and good. Slander away. I'm just saying, I'd never do it. I wouldn't feel right. It's not easy running a county. If you want to take it beyond that, PM me, because I don't do attitude in forums.

Well said Ed. As the son of a Viet Nam vet I could not agree more. You guys serve so other people can bitch. It's a damned shame. He is the President, and he should be respected as such. One thing I know for sure is you NEVER question your elected leader during wartime.

until it gets soft and smells like fresh bantha poodoo....

lolz, and dogses do walk!!!

PWNT

...stick it into the opening of a freshly cut watermelon, and then......

hairy...

Well, you know how I roll!

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=18560309

Arrrrr...those be the pirates that were on the "Wife-Swap" show the other day. ROFLMAO