Jump to content

Jasko_Denew

Affiliate
  • Posts

    1,263
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by Jasko_Denew

  1. NO... ZHIV... HIS... CAREER... IS... OOOOOOVER!!
  2. I see you in here. Say something, darn it! And don't reply "something, darn it!"
  3. Sure I could, but I'd be afraid this audio may hurt my political aspirations. Right up there with the time Astrus yelled at those guys in vent. His career is pretty much over too because that leaked on the internets.
  4. Are you a big baby, like me? Share this years Halloween costume with the fleet. Please keep it clean.
  5. I'd have to be stoned again to do that!
  6. Anything by Timothy Zahn Frank Peretti - This Present Darkness/Piercing the Darkness JK Rowling - Yes indeed, lol Tolkien
  7. Karl Rove says Palin doesn't have the chops to run Rove Says Palin lacks 'Gravitas'
  8. what....the.....frak? Did she show a gun or something? What other logical reason would there be to stomp a women in the head? The other thing though....did it say this guy was a Tea Partier? All it said was he was a Rand Paul supporter.
  9. You could do an all Twilight-themed party. All the vampires would just stand around on one side of the room and sparkle and refuse to bite anyone. Also, everyone would whisper sweet nothings into everyone elses ears and refuse to eat any of the food on the table. The werewolves would stand shirtless on the other side of the room and just tell everyone to step back and not to get them angry. In the middle of the room would be an innocent teenage girl who just leans back and forth between the two parties.
  10. Ya dude. Brock never got his feet under him and Velasquez just stalked him. He was relentless. I really think that gash under his eye got to him as well.
  11. A fully dressed girl sitting on a bike versus a picture of a dildo.....don't see how they are equal....
  12. Political silly season http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101019/el_yblog_upshot/jimmy-mcmillan-stands-out-in-n-y-gov-debate
  13. As I said in vent. A woman's bike seat. What could be more practical?
  14. Well, consider the first two scenes. Scene one is Skeletor placing He-Man's sword in the stone in "Masters of the Universe" Scene two is a scene from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
  15. Ha, I know how that goes, bro. All too well. Nothing to be sorry about tho.
  16. Research? Bah! Bah, I say! FOX News has their polls. Because when you can't convince someone, you can always bury them in numbers and statistics. Who takes these polls anyway? Nobody has ever polled me. I would assume they just poll folks around the office.
  17. "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" backwards is about a treasure hunter who rescues the Holy Grail from falling down a hole, gives it to a ghostly knight to keep for all eternity, saves a Nazi in a tank from falling off a cliff and travels all over the world just to get to his boring teaching job. There is an epilogue that shows him as a younger man giving the cross of Coronado to some other treasure hunters who place it in a cave for safekeeping.
  18. I heard that once when Clinton was in office they found piss in the snow on the White House lawn and it spelled "Bill Clinton Sucks". DNA analysis showed it was Al Gore's pee, but for some strange reason it was in Hilary's handwriting.
×
×
  • Create New...