Heion Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 So, this is how the game works ... You make a wish, and destroy the previous posters wishes! Poster 1: I wish I had a sammich. Poster 2: You get a sammich, but it's made from Rosie O'Donnell's yeast! I wish I had a radio. Poster 3: You find a radio outside your door, but it only plays Ke$ha! I wish ... So on and so on. Its interesting to see how Murphy's Law can apply to these things. So, I'll start ... I wish I had a hairless Tribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancerdoom Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 You get a hairless tribble but discover that it is really only a ball of William Shatner's used toupe glue. I wish I had a cold beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Shawkorrr Posted June 24, 2010 Executive Share Posted June 24, 2010 You get a hairless tribble but discover that it is really only a ball of William Shatner's used toupe glue. I wish I had a cold beer. I only have one and it is used to kill snails, go ahead. I wish I had a Mac :O :O :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heion Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 I only have one and it is used to kill snails, go ahead. I wish I had a Mac :O :O :O You get a Mac, only to find that it's a VERY old OS and won't run any new software. I wish I had some buttered toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazull Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 You get a Mac, only to find that it's a VERY old OS and won't run any new software. I wish I had some buttered toast. You get your buttered toast only to find it the bread is moldy and the butter is some how breathing. I wish i had a brand new Mustang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verikon Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 You get your buttered toast only to find it the bread is moldy and the butter is some how breathing. I wish i had a brand new Mustang. You get your new Mustang but your neighbors dog gets inside and tears apart the interior when you left the door open to carry in groceries. I wish I had an iPad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heion Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 In a random internet drawing you win your iPad. On the way back from your mailbox to pick it up you trip and fall on a banana peel and the fragile precious falls from your hands, shattering the screen. I wish I had Maroon 5's new album! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhiv Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 you get your new album, but for some reason, even though the cover art is correct--inside you find an entire album of country yodlers! I wish I had the body of a greek god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heion Posted June 26, 2010 Author Share Posted June 26, 2010 You gain the physique of a greek god, but also the ego and mind. Congratulations, you're now a star on Days of Our Lives. I wish my hair would grow out quicker so I could go back to my natural color! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazull Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 You gain the physique of a greek god, but also the ego and mind. Congratulations, you're now a star on Days of Our Lives. I wish my hair would grow out quicker so I could go back to my natural color! Your hair does grow out but at such a fast pace that you look like cousin it. I wish i had a cupcake with cream filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhiv Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Your hair does grow out but at such a fast pace that you look like cousin it. I wish i had a cupcake with cream filling. You get a cupcake, but the filling is Creamed Corn. Yummy! I wish for a time machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazull Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 You get your time machine but it only takes you back to the time you said i wish i had a time machine. I wish i owned a coffee company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhiv Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 You get your time machine but it only takes you back to the time you said i wish i had a time machine. I wish i owned a coffee company. You get your coffee company. But Starbucks immediately sues you for product infringement and you lose everything as they assimilate your business into their collective. I wish I was married to Sandra Bullock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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