Television Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 So my favorite internet channel is playing a huge chunk of star trek the next generation episode. I dont know how many they have. all of them? Ive been watching it for like 4 days and I've yet to see a repeat. After watching oh...... 40 or 50 episodes my problem is this: EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!!! WTF?!?! Even 1977 low *butt* budget star wars had some aliens speak alien languages. so yeah. piss on star trek on a side note: I thought of a great name for a star wars porn. star whores. I wonder if anyones thought of that yet. If I got it, im so selling the name to some porno studio or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Shawkorrr Posted May 12, 2005 Executive Share Posted May 12, 2005 Find this movie on the web and download it.. hehe.. "Conan Obrien - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Star Wars episode II Attack of the Clones Report" and find the mp3 "The Firm - Star Trekkin" - Shaw :woot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Television Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 I know that song. thats the one from doctor demento right? THERES KLINGONS ON THE STARBARD BOW STARBARD BOW STARBARD BOW!!!! yeah. I like " tai-kwan leap" and " exsostential blues" better. but that star trek song is freaking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Shawkorrr Posted May 13, 2005 Executive Share Posted May 13, 2005 I know that song. thats the one from doctor demento right? THERES KLINGONS ON THE STARBARD BOW STARBARD BOW STARBARD BOW!!!! yeah. I like " tai-kwan leap" and " exsostential blues" better. but that star trek song is freaking funny. 496[/snapback] Star Trekkin - The Firm Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down! Ye cannot change the script Jim. Och, #!*& Jimmy. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim. Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9. Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n! Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, Star Trekkin' across the universe, ROAR! :cussing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunga Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 i dont like star trek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Shawkorrr Posted May 15, 2005 Executive Share Posted May 15, 2005 i dont like star trek 505[/snapback] ditto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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